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Having sex on the beach is a lot like eating a chili cheese corn dog: amazing in theory, but messy as hell in reality. In your fantasies, you're making sweet love in the moonlight to the sound of waves crashing against the shore; in reality, you're dodging roving flashlight beams and picking sand out of places you didn't know existed. So what's it really like to have sex on the beach? We scoured Reddit for real people's stories of getting down and dirty literally in the sand: the good, the bad, and the incredibly uncomfortable. Check out their sex-on-the-beach stories below.
1. Make sure it's legal.
Donna Turner October 31, Spring is in full swing, which means that a lucky few of us are already off visiting warmer climes, and the rest of us are busy making plan to do so come July. And, for those of us banking on a beach vacation to destress, sex is undoubtedly part of the plan. Look out for natural cover from prying eyes and sand-carrying gusts of wind.
It's the ultimate summer sex fantasy—but it poses some health risks. Just like shower sex, sex on an ocean beach or in a swimming pool is hardly as glamorous IRL as it seems. Thanks, porn. Please make sure you have it to yourself. As romantic as that sounds, there are unpleasant realities to this kind of summer lovin'. Before you strip down, read up. Rinse off afterward with fresh water, not seawater. If the sand causes any micro-tears in your vagina, salty ocean water can sting and burn.